You beautifully awkward T-Rex of a man, you.
"Your hands are gross. Lemme clean em"
My mom discovered an amazing carrot so I drew her a little carrot dude
I asked my 6 year old sister to name the Smash Bros characters confirmed so far…
There’s this cat at my local shelter that looks exactly like Nicolas Cage, which I think is as good a reason as any to adopt a pet.
OH MY GOD
birb am up for movie?
Mom MOM want a watch the BIGGETS POKE MAN BRIB the movie and take over a worlb like them and DONUT let sibler eat all a popcorm and MOM ples help cannot oopen movie MAAARMMM
how did they learn to translate languages into other languages how did they know which words meant what HOW DID TH
English Person: *Points at an apple* Apple
French Person: Non c’est une fucking pomme
*800 years of war*
"C’est une fucking pomme" is now my favourite phrase
right up there with Viva la pluto
kids today google, not giggle. they play angry birds instead of getting angry AT birds. they all have an ipad but no iq. not even one. they playstation but they never play station. i.e. one pretending to be a train and the others pretending to be different trains or low paid maintenance workers. they’re obsessed with one direction, rather than enjoying all eight directions equally. facebook… but unable to face… a book. or a hoop with a stick. a lost generation. the tv show.