you need to stop using that damn B) thing *takes your shades away*
Anonymous

poryqon:

poryqon:

write my tombstone in emojis

image

damn it

little-siksura:

Quentin Tarantino demonstrating the difference between Vince and Mia’s twists during the Pulp Fiction dance scene [x].

You beautifully awkward T-Rex of a man, you.

imasassyladyyy:

"Your hands are gross. Lemme clean em"



escupir:

We only said goodbye with words
I died a hundred times
You go back to her
And I go back to black

chameleocoonj:

My mom discovered an amazing carrot so I drew her a little carrot dude

thesoupyone:

I asked my 6 year old sister to name the Smash Bros characters confirmed so far…

naturepunk:

emileesaurus:

There’s this cat at my local shelter that looks exactly like Nicolas Cage, which I think is as good a reason as any to adopt a pet.

OH MY GOD

dioburandou:

ask-alicorn-rarity:

Rarity: we’ve taken over google >:3

Im gonna kick your pony ass

importantbirds:


birb am up for movie?

Mom MOM want a watch the BIGGETS POKE MAN BRIB the movie and take over a worlb like them and DONUT let sibler eat all a popcorm and MOM ples help cannot oopen movie MAAARMMM

importantbirds:

birb am up for movie?

Mom MOM want a watch the BIGGETS POKE MAN BRIB the movie and take over a worlb like them and DONUT let sibler eat all a popcorm and MOM ples help cannot oopen movie MAAARMMM

fenrir-kin:

brigwife:

kidouyuuto:

how did they learn to translate languages into other languages how did they know which words meant what HOW DID TH

English Person: *Points at an apple* Apple

French Person: Non c’est une fucking pomme 

*800 years of war*

"C’est une fucking pomme" is now my favourite phrase

right up there with Viva la pluto

verylittlebird:

kids today google, not giggle. they play angry birds instead of getting angry AT birds. they all have an ipad but no iq. not even one. they playstation but they never play station. i.e. one pretending to be a train and the others pretending to be different trains or low paid maintenance workers. they’re obsessed with one direction, rather than enjoying all eight directions equally. facebook… but unable to face… a book. or a hoop with a stick. a lost generation. the tv show.